Episode #44
Synopsis: At a US army research facility in New York state, the team detects an unidentified flying object in the sky, travelling towards them at 1,000 miles per hour. The UFO begins firing at the facility, so the army fires back. The craft is hit, and crashes nearby. The military retrieve the craft, believing it to be an alien vessel - and when opened back at base, three sinister pods are discovered, containing what look to be extraterrestrials. Colonel Maguire, the officer in charge at the base, decides to contact the Pentagon. Meanwhile, there's excitement at Warfield Academy as news of the 'spacecraft' is made public. Phoebe explains that her father's Farragut Foundation research lab is sending its special UFO investigator to help, and she's scored herself a seat on the jet. I.Q. is keen to go as well in order to see the UFO. James is sceptical that it's a bona fide spacecraft, but says that's why he wants to join them. Gordo, Phoebe and Trevor arrive and announce that they want to come too - but Tracy and Gordo get glued together by I.Q.'s new 'liquid handcuffs', and have to stay at Warfield. At the airport, James gets acquainted with Professor Lyn Oleum (yes, really), the special UFO investigator from the Farragut Foundation. Phoebe is immediately jealous. The gang is soon attacked by a man posing as a baggage porter, who fires at them with a laser gun before escaping - leading James to believe he wanted to stop Lyn from being able to investigate the UFO. At the New York military facility, Lyn arrives with James and the gang, posing as her staff. For some reason, Trevor is allowed to assist with an initial examination of the 'alien' pods, but when he clears the mist from the glass and sees one of the green, fanged creatures inside, he makes a dash for it! Lyn advises the army scientist, Professor Steele, that they shouldn't open the pods until they've done extensive biological testing - but then she slips and accidentally presses a button, opening the pods. The
three alien creatures emerge from the pods, but quickly reveal their
true natures - it's Dr Derange, Barbella and Odd Job in disguise! Armed
and dangerous,
the three begin shooting at scientists and soldiers alike with lasers,
and Derange's more effective sonic gun, which seems to render victims
unconscious.
James makes a grab for the gun but, during the struggle, Derange
manages to lock James inside the 'spacecraft' and
sets it to auto-destruct! Phoebe, I.Q. and Lyn try to open it from the
outside, but to no avail. James uses the laser
attachment on his watch to cut his way out, but it's not fast enough -
so he ends up having to override the self-destruct
timer by connecting it to the timer on his watch, which has been
running backwards since I.Q.'s latest modifications. He finishes
cutting his way out, and the gang rush off to find Derange. Meanwhile
as the crooks change back into their usual attire, Derange throws one
of
the alien costumes onto a passing robot sentry in order to prevent it
from seeing them. The robot then spends the rest
of the day terrifying Trevor Noseworthy, who thinks it's an alien. When Odd Job and Barbella creep off to steal a helicopter so the three can make their escape, they're cornered by James and Lyn, who overpower them and take the chopper themselves. Derange climbs in, thinking his minions are the pilots - and is furious to discover it's James flying! Derange reveals that he plans to hook his mind directly into the United Nations satellite network, in order to override and control the government and military communications of every nation. He also informs them that he can control the helicopter mentally with his helmet, and sure enough the controls stop responding. The doors open and James and Lyn begin to fall to their doom, as Derange flies off. Luckily, James has a jetpack sewn into his jacket, and the two land safely in some trees. They're soon picked up in another chopper by I.Q. and Phoebe. Derange flies back to the military base to pick up his stooges, before flying to the United Nations building. Infiltrating a control room there, he opens up a computer and hooks the wires in it up to his helmet, allowing him to gain access to the entire international satellite network. The gang follow to the UN building, but Derange sues his helmet to lock out the military personnel and start closing the fire doors, trapping I.Q. and James in one section of the building. I.Q.
tries to
override Derange's helmet via another computer terminal, but Derange
sends Barbella and Odd Job to finish them off.
James overwhelms both of them, however, and rushes upstairs to confront
Derange while I.Q. keeps working. Derange has now managed to infiltrate
the world's stock markets and banking systems using his helmet. James
creeps up on him, but Derange's helmet detects James approaching
due to a small rise in room temperature - and the pair battle it out,
leaving James hanging out of the window by a
computer cable, far above the ground. Derange proceeds to cut the
cable,
but in doing so gives James his chance of salvation, as James sticks
the cable into Derange's helmet, frying the circuitry. I.Q. overrides
Derange's control at the same moment. A confused Derange, minus his
enhanced mental powers, doesn't recognise Barbella when she comes in.
Nonetheless he flees from the open window with Barbella into
Odd Job's waiting helicopter - just as the army bursts into the room.
James is rescued, and they head back to the military compound just in
time for a good laugh at Trevor, who's finally captured his 'alien'
opponent. But the robot sentry terrifies him even with the costume
removed. Review: It was just two episodes previously, in Invaders from S.C.U.M., that Derange last tried to fool people into thinking he was an alien - but repeat material aside, A Derange Mind
is a vast improvement on its predecessor for a variety of reasons.
Firstly, the plot doesn't hinge on the alien hoax being sustained
throughout - it's simply a means to give Derange access to the military
base. Secondly, the Odd Job/Barbella combo is far more menacing than
that of Jaws and Nick Nack in the previous episode, wreaking havoc on
the military base with Derange in a manner which comes closer than most
episodes to suggesting the bad guys could win. That said, it would
have been good to see Barbella take on a less subservient role to Derange than she does; she seems to act more as a
minion in this episode than in her other appearances, where she shares a more
or less equal partnership with Goldie Finger and, in Barbella's Big Attraction, even challenges Scumlord's authority. Thirdly, there's a
lot more action here thanks to the setting; New York lends itself much
better to this sort of story than the home counties did. Derange's
mind-enhancing helmet may not win this episode any awards for subtlety or realism,
meanwhile, but it's crazy enough to suit the character perfectly and
ends up working rather well. Overall a satisfying episode both visually
and in terms of the plot. Lines to Forget: Derange: 'I'm hookéd in! I can see the entire international computer network in my mind!' Blunders & Bloopers: In
one sequence at the UN building, James attacks Odd Job using a flag
that the script would have us believe is a Union Jack, given James's
declaration of "rule Britannia!" afterwards. But in fact the colours on
the flag are reversed out (blue crosses on red background), which,
combined with other sloppy inaccuracies, leaves it looking nothing like
the Union Jack whatsoever. Notes: Derange would next attempt to artificially increase his brainpower just two episodes later in The Last of the Tooboos. In
some airings of this episode, the scenes in which Derange,
Barbella and Odd Job terrorise soldiers at the army base, including by
blowing a tank to pieces, are excised altogether, possibly owing to
sensitivities regarding depictions of terrorism, particularly within
the military context. |
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